The Fascinated Ace of Spades
I reblog what I fancy

rthko:

ball-lightning:

rthko:

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram “Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay.” It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

I… what.

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😦

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victorlincolnpine:

ralfmaximus:

depsidase:

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I’m having trouble feeling sympathy for anyone shelling out a kilobuck for Elon Musk’s 2023 version of twitter.

“kilobuck” is now in my vocabulary

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feralgodmothers:

Can we talk about when filmmakers make the creative choice to cast the same actor to play a character’s dad as well as the villain?  

Jonathan Hyde in Jumamji 

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and Jason Isaacs in Peter Pan (2003)

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I just feel like there’s a Freudian discussion to be had here

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sew-birb:

chaoticneurodivergent:

ralfmaximus:

radicalgraff:

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“Abolish Golf”

Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.

A typical golf course uses 200 million gallons of water a year. There are over 16,300 golf courses in the United States.

That’s nuts.

Ngl I hate golf and I’m all for this. They put a golf course in our public park at the expense of hundreds of centuries-old live oak trees. Half of the walk around the park you’re just looking at an empty golf course. Like 2 people want to play golf. So annoying.

Golf was a game developed in Scotland, where it rains up to 250 days of the year, and where the courses use very hard-wearing grass. The sand in the bunkers is because it used to be played on the coast - these traditional courses are called “Links” courses. The top Links course in Scotland, Royal Dornoch, uses no mains water at all. They have their own rainwater collection system.

It wasn’t originally intended to be played in the middle of a desert on lush green turf that takes thousands of gallons of water a day to maintain. Unless you can keep the course alive using only rainwater collection, it shouldn’t exist.

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vitariesocks:

probablyasocialecologist:

datasoong47:

In banning trans women from chess the insane anti-trans lobby has fully revealed their hand. They don't just believe that sex is a non-material immutable binary, they also think that women are intellectually inferior. Which is what we've been saying they believe from the start  — Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie) August 16, 2023ALT

Important to note that ALL trans people are targeted by this ruling. Trans men will be stripped of all chess titles won, which can only be returned to them by “changing the gender back to a woman” (a direct quote from the ICF’s ruling). ALL transgender chess players will be marked as trans in their files.

Not trying to deflect from the blatant and virulent transmisogyny present here. Just giving a bit more info.

Erin Reed did a good breakdown of the ruling here:

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tododeku-or-bust:

jodielandons:

Remember The Blind Side starring Sandra Bullock? The movie showed how a kid who had an extremely rough upbringing got help from the family of a school friend, found success in football and ultimately ended up being adopted by the family. Turns out he was never adopted.

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Michael Oher says that he was tricked by the Tuohy family into signing documents that made them his conservators. Since he was already 18 at the time the family told him, “that it means pretty much the exact same thing as ‘adoptive parents,’ but that the laws were just written in a way that took [his] age into account.”

Oher also says that papers were signed so that his story and likeness were given away for free to use in The Blind Side. He also never got a single royalty check for the hugely successful, Oscar nominated film in the 14 years since its release.

It just continues to baffle me that they essentially purchased a young Black man’s life to make football money off of, like buying a racing horse, except a person. Like, I don’t know how else to say it. And then made everyone think it was something wonderful they did to “save” an “impoverished, Black boy”, and he’s been saying it for years to no avail that they took advantage of him!

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amayavittori:

there-is-no-second-i-in-dillon:

originaldumbbaby:

guccihairshirt:

its quite literally like when people are trying to make a woman as weird as possible they make her realistic by accident

check out this freak. she’s got “interests” and “hobbies.”

What a lunatic, she has ideas and fully formed opinions

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